Well, I didn't want to fight mother nature, so I blew it(/her?) up instead.
- Three activists and protesters surround (or try surrounding) your home, yelling: "No animal cruelty!" A kind police officer shows up minutes later and tells you: "Please go to jail."
- You are locked up.
(Yes, I know that's not a jail.)
^^^Lol at you^^^
<Play movie: Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay>
Harold and Kumar are about to get their "Cock Meat Sandwich" when the terrorists bite the other guys cock then smash the hell out of the guards then try to escape, one gets a post and makes a ramp up onto the electric fence then tries to jump over, gets caught and shuts off the power to let Harold and Kumar climb over him and escape from Guantanamo Bay.
You haven't seen Harold and Kumar?! Tsk tsk tsk.
Blarg! the temperature for that day reached a whopping 100 degrease and evaporated all of the water before rust could form.