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Father hires assassin to make his son quit wow...

New postby 3ICE on Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:45 am

[07:08:30.937] <EqualiseR> Do you know cracked?
[07:08:34.765] <3ICE> no
[07:08:48.718] <EqualiseR> They write hilarious articles filled with profanity, sarcasm, and irony
[07:08:52.187] <EqualiseR> a few a day
[07:09:02.484] <3ICE> I see
[07:09:14.437] <3ICE> Okay. That'll be my next huge time sink
[07:09:30.625] <3ICE> brb reading every article linked from the frontpage
[07:10:18.359] <EqualiseR> lol
[07:11:30.250] <3ICE> obviously they just have to have a damn share button container hovering right in front of my face...
[07:11:35.671] <3ICE> guess what's getting adblocked:
[07:11:38.562] <3ICE> ##DIV[id="persistent-share"]
[07:11:43.203] <EqualiseR> ^ that
[07:11:35.781] <EqualiseR> My favorite quote from them:
[07:11:48.265] <EqualiseR> In real life, they say you shouldn't speak ill of the dead. In MMOs, they don't care why you're AFK, ur a fag.
[07:11:49.484] <3ICE> First link I clicked was the http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-inspiring-tributes-to-spectacular-human-failure/ one
[07:11:53.828] <EqualiseR> this is my favorite article:
[07:11:57.609] <EqualiseR> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-impressive-dick-moves-in-online-gaming-history_p1/
[07:12:05.046] <EqualiseR> #7 is fucking funny.
[07:13:12.296] <3ICE> my god
[07:13:21.171] <3ICE> that father is too creative
[07:13:36.140] <EqualiseR> that he is
[07:13:34.312] <3ICE> I wonder... can I be a paid elite assassin too?
[07:14:01.734] <EqualiseR> well, his son certainly will when you read to the end
[07:14:04.140] <3ICE> oh
[07:14:07.718] <3ICE> now you spoiled it
[07:14:12.156] <EqualiseR> lol
[07:14:12.484] <EqualiseR> gg
[07:14:12.750] <3ICE> he is going to hire his own son
[07:14:15.046] <3ICE> I just know it
[07:14:17.281] <3ICE> without reading
[07:14:28.937] <EqualiseR> he's going to hire his own son to kill his own son?
[07:14:29.250] <EqualiseR> what?
[07:14:34.046] <3ICE> aww, no?
[07:14:40.812] <3ICE> but that'd have just been perfect!
[07:14:56.375] <EqualiseR> In other words, I'm going to pay you to kill yourself to get you to quit
[07:14:56.562] <3ICE> Son: "Hi, I am responding to an ad you posted. I am an elite pvp player."
[07:15:06.531] <3ICE> Dad: "Yes, hi, thanks. My son is playing too much warcraft, I want you to find him and kill him repeatedly him until he quits in frustration."
[07:15:18.640] <3ICE> Son: "Okay sir, what is your son's character name?"
[07:15:25.359] <3ICE> Dad: "DemonHunt3r123"
[07:15:28.843] <3ICE> Son: "But that's m... Dad?"
[07:15:47.796] <EqualiseR> hahaha
[07:15:52.640] <EqualiseR> quote that
[07:15:54.484] <EqualiseR> on your site
[07:15:55.500] <EqualiseR> you have to
[07:15:56.421] <3ICE> I shall
[07:16:31.921] <3ICE> Done.
[07:16:35.640] <3ICE> http://forum.3ice.hu/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=813

I'd even offer to corpse camp lower levels at a reduced rate... "I promise to corpse camp your son in return for your 60$, yes."
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Re: Father hires assassin to make his son quit wow... Accidentally hires own son.

New postby 3ICE on Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:12 am

[07:49:06.687] <EqualiseR> You editor, you.
[07:49:13.593] <3ICE> obviously
[07:49:25.109] <EqualiseR> I liked the real version better
[07:49:28.171] <3ICE> retconned your "that" into "that right there" too
[07:50:24.453] <EqualiseR> make ^ that right there = ^ that
[07:50:29.593] <EqualiseR> shorter, sounds better IMO.
[07:50:39.328] <3ICE> done

[07:53:03.953] <3ICE> I need your help
[07:53:10.656] <3ICE> in conveying the son's frustration better
[07:53:14.156] <3ICE> I don't like:
[07:53:21.328] <3ICE> [07:15:28.843] <3ICE> Son: "But that's... Dad?" .. "That's my own account you were asking me to assassinate dad."
[07:53:34.890] <3ICE> too lengthy
[07:54:29.109] <3ICE> not enough frustration turning into anger turning into "hilarity ensues"

[07:56:17.937] <3ICE> how obvious should the joke be
[07:56:26.421] <3ICE> I deleted "That's my own account you were asking me to assassinate dad."
[07:56:49.562] <3ICE> first lesson in joke-making school is... don't ever explain the joke in the joke
[07:56:54.046] <EqualiseR> yeah
[07:57:04.406] <EqualiseR> It takes away the irony
[07:57:08.546] <3ICE> indeed

[07:58:44.437] <3ICE> okay, more options now:
[07:58:49.734] <3ICE[Bot]> Son: "But that's my acc... Dad?"
[07:58:50.140] <3ICE[Bot]> Son: "But that's... Dad?"
[07:58:50.953] <3ICE[Bot]> Son: "But that's m... Dad?"
[07:58:52.171] <3ICE[Bot]> Son: "But that's my a... Dad?"
[07:58:54.859] <3ICE[Bot]> Son: "But that's my... Dad?"
[07:59:14.640] <3ICE> I am not good at this.
[07:59:32.125] <EqualiseR> lol
[07:59:39.468] <3ICE> such a small detail
[07:59:41.859] <EqualiseR> I like
[07:59:43.453] <EqualiseR> uhm
[07:59:45.078] <3ICE> and it makes or kills the joke
[07:59:51.140] <EqualiseR> [02:58:47 AM] <3ICE[Bot]> Son: "But that's m... Dad?"
[08:00:01.015] <3ICE> k
[08:00:01.812] <3ICE> I like that also
[08:00:02.187] <EqualiseR> The less you include in the joke
[08:00:05.265] <EqualiseR> well
[08:00:09.156] <EqualiseR> there's a perfect mix
[08:00:19.343] <EqualiseR> too much, the jokes sounds lame
[08:00:26.812] <EqualiseR> too little, the reader is clueless
[08:01:22.343] <3ICE> there needs to be an [I don't get the joke] button
[08:01:31.828] <3ICE> that reveals one letter every time you click it:
[08:01:48.468] <3ICE> But that's... Dad?
[08:01:56.890] <3ICE> But that's m... Dad?
[08:01:59.765] <3ICE> But that's my... Dad?
[08:01:59.015] <EqualiseR> haha
[08:02:01.187] <EqualiseR> I like that idea
[08:02:03.718] <3ICE> But that's my a... Dad?
[08:02:08.500] <3ICE> But that's my acc... Dad?
[08:02:12.468] <3ICE> But that's my account... Dad?
[08:02:13.828] <EqualiseR> It will be used on every forum throughout the internet.
[08:02:42.968] <3ICE> Well now we've done it... I shall post this as well.
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Re: Father hires assassin to make his son quit wow... Accidentally hires own son.

New postby 3ICE on Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:12 am

[08:06:18.734] <EqualiseR> Father hires assassin to make his son quit wow... Accidentally hires own son.
[08:06:19.515] <EqualiseR> Hmm
[08:06:24.609] <EqualiseR> I'm not sure if I like that extension at the end
[08:06:28.906] <EqualiseR> It's good, but hmm
[08:06:37.625] <EqualiseR> I like the shorter version as well
[08:06:50.500] <3ICE> yeah title gives away the joke
[08:06:52.984] <3ICE> not good, not good
[08:06:53.203] <EqualiseR> yeah
[08:06:59.359] <EqualiseR> true
[08:07:00.522] <3ICE> fixed
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