Father hires assassin to make his son quit wow...
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:45 am
[07:08:30.937] <EqualiseR> Do you know cracked?
[07:08:34.765] <3ICE> no
[07:08:48.718] <EqualiseR> They write hilarious articles filled with profanity, sarcasm, and irony
[07:08:52.187] <EqualiseR> a few a day
[07:09:02.484] <3ICE> I see
[07:09:14.437] <3ICE> Okay. That'll be my next huge time sink
[07:09:30.625] <3ICE> brb reading every article linked from the frontpage
[07:10:18.359] <EqualiseR> lol
[07:11:30.250] <3ICE> obviously they just have to have a damn share button container hovering right in front of my face...
[07:11:35.671] <3ICE> guess what's getting adblocked:
[07:11:38.562] <3ICE> ##DIV[id="persistent-share"]
[07:11:43.203] <EqualiseR> ^ that
[07:11:35.781] <EqualiseR> My favorite quote from them:
[07:11:48.265] <EqualiseR> In real life, they say you shouldn't speak ill of the dead. In MMOs, they don't care why you're AFK, ur a fag.
[07:11:49.484] <3ICE> First link I clicked was the http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-inspiring-tributes-to-spectacular-human-failure/ one
[07:11:53.828] <EqualiseR> this is my favorite article:
[07:11:57.609] <EqualiseR> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-impressive-dick-moves-in-online-gaming-history_p1/
[07:12:05.046] <EqualiseR> #7 is fucking funny.
[07:13:12.296] <3ICE> my god
[07:13:21.171] <3ICE> that father is too creative
[07:13:36.140] <EqualiseR> that he is
[07:13:34.312] <3ICE> I wonder... can I be a paid elite assassin too?
[07:14:01.734] <EqualiseR> well, his son certainly will when you read to the end
[07:14:04.140] <3ICE> oh
[07:14:07.718] <3ICE> now you spoiled it
[07:14:12.156] <EqualiseR> lol
[07:14:12.484] <EqualiseR> gg
[07:14:12.750] <3ICE> he is going to hire his own son
[07:14:15.046] <3ICE> I just know it
[07:14:17.281] <3ICE> without reading
[07:14:28.937] <EqualiseR> he's going to hire his own son to kill his own son?
[07:14:29.250] <EqualiseR> what?
[07:14:34.046] <3ICE> aww, no?
[07:14:40.812] <3ICE> but that'd have just been perfect!
[07:14:56.375] <EqualiseR> In other words, I'm going to pay you to kill yourself to get you to quit
[07:14:56.562] <3ICE> Son: "Hi, I am responding to an ad you posted. I am an elite pvp player."
[07:15:06.531] <3ICE> Dad: "Yes, hi, thanks. My son is playing too much warcraft, I want you to find him and kill him repeatedly him until he quits in frustration."
[07:15:18.640] <3ICE> Son: "Okay sir, what is your son's character name?"
[07:15:25.359] <3ICE> Dad: "DemonHunt3r123"
[07:15:28.843] <3ICE> Son: "But that's m... Dad?"
[07:15:47.796] <EqualiseR> hahaha
[07:15:52.640] <EqualiseR> quote that
[07:15:54.484] <EqualiseR> on your site
[07:15:55.500] <EqualiseR> you have to
[07:15:56.421] <3ICE> I shall
[07:16:31.921] <3ICE> Done.
[07:16:35.640] <3ICE> http://forum.3ice.hu/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=813
I'd even offer to corpse camp lower levels at a reduced rate... "I promise to corpse camp your son in return for your 60$, yes."
[07:08:34.765] <3ICE> no
[07:08:48.718] <EqualiseR> They write hilarious articles filled with profanity, sarcasm, and irony
[07:08:52.187] <EqualiseR> a few a day
[07:09:02.484] <3ICE> I see
[07:09:14.437] <3ICE> Okay. That'll be my next huge time sink
[07:09:30.625] <3ICE> brb reading every article linked from the frontpage
[07:10:18.359] <EqualiseR> lol
[07:11:30.250] <3ICE> obviously they just have to have a damn share button container hovering right in front of my face...
[07:11:35.671] <3ICE> guess what's getting adblocked:
[07:11:38.562] <3ICE> ##DIV[id="persistent-share"]
[07:11:43.203] <EqualiseR> ^ that
[07:11:35.781] <EqualiseR> My favorite quote from them:
[07:11:48.265] <EqualiseR> In real life, they say you shouldn't speak ill of the dead. In MMOs, they don't care why you're AFK, ur a fag.
[07:11:49.484] <3ICE> First link I clicked was the http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-inspiring-tributes-to-spectacular-human-failure/ one
[07:11:53.828] <EqualiseR> this is my favorite article:
[07:11:57.609] <EqualiseR> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-impressive-dick-moves-in-online-gaming-history_p1/
[07:12:05.046] <EqualiseR> #7 is fucking funny.
[07:13:12.296] <3ICE> my god
[07:13:21.171] <3ICE> that father is too creative
[07:13:36.140] <EqualiseR> that he is
[07:13:34.312] <3ICE> I wonder... can I be a paid elite assassin too?
[07:14:01.734] <EqualiseR> well, his son certainly will when you read to the end
[07:14:04.140] <3ICE> oh
[07:14:07.718] <3ICE> now you spoiled it
[07:14:12.156] <EqualiseR> lol
[07:14:12.484] <EqualiseR> gg
[07:14:12.750] <3ICE> he is going to hire his own son
[07:14:15.046] <3ICE> I just know it
[07:14:17.281] <3ICE> without reading
[07:14:28.937] <EqualiseR> he's going to hire his own son to kill his own son?
[07:14:29.250] <EqualiseR> what?
[07:14:34.046] <3ICE> aww, no?
[07:14:40.812] <3ICE> but that'd have just been perfect!
[07:14:56.375] <EqualiseR> In other words, I'm going to pay you to kill yourself to get you to quit
[07:14:56.562] <3ICE> Son: "Hi, I am responding to an ad you posted. I am an elite pvp player."
[07:15:06.531] <3ICE> Dad: "Yes, hi, thanks. My son is playing too much warcraft, I want you to find him and kill him repeatedly him until he quits in frustration."
[07:15:18.640] <3ICE> Son: "Okay sir, what is your son's character name?"
[07:15:25.359] <3ICE> Dad: "DemonHunt3r123"
[07:15:28.843] <3ICE> Son: "But that's m... Dad?"
[07:15:47.796] <EqualiseR> hahaha
[07:15:52.640] <EqualiseR> quote that
[07:15:54.484] <EqualiseR> on your site
[07:15:55.500] <EqualiseR> you have to
[07:15:56.421] <3ICE> I shall
[07:16:31.921] <3ICE> Done.
[07:16:35.640] <3ICE> http://forum.3ice.hu/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=813
I'd even offer to corpse camp lower levels at a reduced rate... "I promise to corpse camp your son in return for your 60$, yes."