Chuck Noris jokes! :P

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Post a Chuck Noris Joke Causew chuck noris owns!

Heres one of my favorites

They say that Chuck Noris is so tough that instead of a chin under his beard there is only another fist!


There are thousands of custom made pictures to for chuck norris like

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-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Other favorites:

• • 1. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
    2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    3. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
    4. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
    5. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    6. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

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Here are some more funny fact also feel free to make your own!

There is no mario. just chuck norris in a costum.


Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only reconises the element of surprise!